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[deuteranope]

RICKY MARTEN-TAYLOR
UN: WEASELING

STATUS: Student, 11th 12th Grade.

ACCOLADES: n/a.

BIO: my name is fucking maverick (the fucking is optional) not ricky, I'm first dad to the best cat what else is even more important than that like really
19 // he/him // fluent in english & french
hmu if you want me to #freesomething
#FREETHELEASH
#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON'TCAUSETREBLE

© TESSISAMESS

Comments

[deuteranope]

oh for sure they're just also the judge and jury
or
you know
bounty hunters
anyway yeah science is fucking great but it was absolutely not necessary to the discovery of "is your blowstick a glowstick"

yeah nah I ain't bringing it up with her it was bad enough when Cricket sent her a pic I most definitely did not intend for her

wow that sounds way fucking worse than it actually is

[unpocoloco]

Ugh. Point.
I also stand by my point that universal glowstick negates the need for further inquiry.

Yikes. I want to ask but I don't really want to know. I hope you made it up to her.

"Than it actually is"? Kid, we just went through a whole round of you asking if my parts work.

[deuteranope]

what I mean is she wouldn't get arrested or nothing even if she didn't delete it s'all

neither one of us is a proper lady or wonderful and typically dignified woman so we ain't held to the same standards
also just have anyone try tellin me I can't talk about whatever the fuck I want, see how that goes

[unpocoloco]

You know, legal things were actually not my worry at all. It's not like the cops are going to prove I'm dead. I've had one cop actually accuse me of utilizing pyrotechnics to look skeletal before believing I might be undead.

No, I just want to be sure Imelda's comfortable with everything, that's all I worry about.

And of course, any person trying to dictate over you is a fool.

[deuteranope]

okay but did they explain the science behind the pyrotechnics accusation because that sounds fucking rad

the legality of it should assuage some worries about her comfort level

[unpocoloco]

Dios, no, but I wish they had, I would've loved to know. Maybe prove them right in the process but it'd be worth it.

Ha, that's a fair point. I'll have to keep that in mind. Maybe not worry so much myself.

[deuteranope]

motion seconded
motion passed
court adjourned
congratufuckinglations everyone!!!

[unpocoloco]

[He snorts, trying not to laugh too loud with his girls sleeping so close.]

Gracias a Dios, court is terrible.
We're all free.
Tragically can't treat us all to drinks though.

[deuteranope]

court is the fucking worst

well I'd hope not or you'd be lying to me earlier
maybe when your broke ass is back we'll have a round on me instead

[unpocoloco]

Drinks on you? Well, now I can't refuse.

Of all the lies a man could speak, to say that he is with his three best girls and not be truthful of this would be the saddest thing of all. I'd pity him. But it's no lie from me. Not even free drinks could lure me back if I didn't have to go back to France as is.

[deuteranope]

rub it in why don't you, there was a reason I fucking said when you're back, dumbass
I know I don't rate to these fine ladies in our lives
just damn close

[unpocoloco]

Just damn close.
And what more can the rest of us do but aspire to that?
But I'm sorry, I can't help it, being the happiest man in the world.
I swear I'll be... 10% less insufferable on my return.
Maybe even 20%.

[deuteranope]

nah man
just insufferable in another way because you got a taste of pure bliss and then you had to go and get dessert taken away by a plan trip
but it's cool, as you can see I'm already mentally preparing for you to be back on your bullshit

[unpocoloco]

... I don't think I can argue with any of that.
Well, as long as you know what you're in for I guess I won't feel too bad.
You win this time.

[deuteranope]

I'm fucking great
I win every time

[unpocoloco]

That so?
I'm holding you to that.
I'll know where to place the bets.